"I tried not to reblog this I swear"
Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit
you’re such a b**** (bagel)
why is ewan mcgregor saying that in front of a waterfall
the authors of this textbook were clearly high as a kite when they wrote this chapter
WEENIE SPEED HOIYL FUC
Weenie factor 8 Mr sulu
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
The street finds its own uses.
Types of people who romanticize small town life:
- People who didn’t grow up in small towns
#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST
#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS
#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE GANGSTERS YOU ARE WHITE AND THERE ARE COWS OUTSIDE
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
YOU CANT JUST GO TO THE MOON
YOU NEED A ROCKETSHIP
DO YOU HAVE A ROCKETSHIP, POTTER?
i honestly JUST NOW realized why darwin from the amazing world of gumball has feet
the guy who realized the theory of evolution name is darwin